Senior Moment with Jamie Parks

Q: If you could switch one thing about the athletic department, what would it be?

A: Will somebody please give Annette a raise?

Q: You’re playing Balderdash: what does R.O.W.A.N. stand for?

A: Rowdy Older Women Are Nymphos.

Q: What three things would you bring with you on a desert island?

A: My accordion, a photograph of my mother and ramen noodles.

Q: What reality TV show would you most like to be on and why?

A: “Pimp My Ride” because my Honda could use a a fix-up … and I’m X-zibit’s only fan.

Q: What one word best describes Kim Wilson?

A: Curly.

Q: What will you miss most when you graduate?

A: Ralph’s Towing.

Q: What is the best moment of your college career so far?

A: Game-winning hit in extra innings to beat William POOPerson. (not a typo)

Q: Movie you quote most often?

A: “Mean Girls.”

Q: What is your biggest pet peeve?

A: Three-way tie: Burps, poor grammar and when people touch my hair.

Q: Who is the craziest member of your team?

A: Hello.

Q: What’s one thing you recommend every student at Rowan do before they graduate?

A: Naked rollerblading around campus.

Q: What song best describes you?

A: “Isn’t She Lovely?” by Stevie Wonder.

Q: What’s one thing you would ask Dr. Farish?

A: Your place or mine?

Q: What is one item of clothing you wouldn’t be caught dead wearing?

A: A sleeveless turtleneck.

Q: You would never date someone that_________.

A: Has cankles.

Q: If you were stuck on an elevator what song do you wish was playing?

A: “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey.

Q: What three people would you most like to meet?

A: Osama bin Laden, Helen Keller and Jesus Christ (for obvious reasons).

Q: What is the best movie you saw this year?

A: “The Blind Side” … BIG MIKE WHADDUP?!

Q: X Games or Olympics?

A: Olympics. X Games are for high school drop-outs.

Q: How do you feel about Justin Bieber turning 16?

A: The same way I feel about snow days …

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?

A: Teaching high school history, coaching state champions, married to Bill Gates’ nephew, maybe six or seven kids, still looking good in dress pants, arc softball league MVP and still making it to all of Jess Babice and Gina Catanzariti’s games.

Q: If you were having people over for dinner what would you cook?

A: Ciconte’s Catering.

Q: Beyonce or Lady Gaga?

A: Gotta go with my inner roots; Beyonce for president.

Q: Kim, Khloe or Kourtney?

A: 100 percent Khloe.

Q: Best class you ever took at Rowan?

A: Comp I. My professor told us we were allowed 10 excused absences.